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Qns: Whats the tallest building in the world….
Ans: A mos… cos its roof can touch the moon and stars…

Qns: Why is the fisherman lonely?
Ans: ‘Cos i ate the Fisherman’s Friend.

Qns: What do you call a deer with no eye?
Ans: no idea.

Qns: What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs?
Ans: Still No Idea (Because no legs cannot move mah….so still loh)

Qns: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Ans: Fsh (Fsh have no ‘i’ mah)

Qns: What’s the difference between a person who falls from the 2nd storey and a person who falls from the 20th storey?
Ans: The difference are, u will hear ‘BANG! AHhhhhh…….’ from the one who falls from 2nd storey, and ‘AHhhhhh……. BANG!’ from the one who falls from the 20th storey.

Qns: John died after falling from a 6th storey building while Jim survived a 60th storey fall, why is this so?
Ans: jim was heng……

Qns: There were 3 ants. Each of them said that they were back facing another ant. Why is this so?
Ans: One of the ants was lying.

qn : y did piglet look into the toilet bowl ?!!
ans: cos its lookin for pooh (poo) !!

Qn: Why is an ‘itchy head’ considered a terminal disease for matchsticks?
Ans: Cos they will die after scratching(burn to death)

qn : which historian is the fastest runner ?!
ans : cao cao .. cos .. gt this proverb which says "shuo cao cao .. cao cao jiu dao"

Qn: Who will come to ur rescue when u are in trouble - superman, doraemon or ultra-man?
Ans: Doraemon, cos it will shen chu yuan(round) shou.

Question: Lang lai le, cai yi ge shui guo (Wolf come already, guess a fruit)
Answer: Yang Tao(peach-sheep run away)

Question: Yang Lai le, cai yi ge shui guo(Sheep come already, guess a fruit)
Answer: Cao Mei (strawberry, No grass)

qn: in which country can u be the tallest person?
ans: Singapore. It’s where u belllloooonnngggg (belong)

i realise i m toking to myself nowaday oh man dun tell me my zibiness is increasing….. i just watch a show and i dun no y i was so touched maybe its related to me ba…….. i was so down….. i dun no wat i wan……… y i post this one….

OK TODAY NO JOKE BUT I WILL HAV A VERI BIG JOKE FOR U ALL. MY MOTHER TODAY WENT TO MALAYSIA BUT I DID NOT KNOW IT ALTHOUGHT SHE GOT MENTION ABOUT IT BUT I DUN NO ITS TODAY SHE GONNA GOING OFF. OK TATS FINE NVM SHE LEFT A MESSAGE ON PAPER TELL ME TAT: I GO PLAY LIAO, FEED THE TURTLE AH!!! WTFFFF WHEN I CALL HER SHE SAY I GONNA LEAVE SOON AND REMIND ME AGAIN TO FEED THE BLOODY TURTLE…………….. SHE DID NOT EVEN ASK ME TO TAKE CARE OH MY GODDDDDDDDD MY MOTHER IS ZI BI REALLY ZI BI I DUN NO WHEN SHE WILL BE BACK BUT SHE HAS THE KEY SHE CAN COME BACK ANYTIME……… ANYONE INTRESTED OF TURTLE SOUP? I M GOING MAD………. SOON……….

Question: Put the cow inside the refrigerator guess a brand of an item
answer: New Balance(niu bei leng si)

Question: What kind of animal do pink panther likes to hunt?
Answer: Wolf because the song of pink panther is DA Lang Da lang da lang ~~~

Question: A Black,Brown and White rabbit sits rollercoaster. Which One
when get off the rollercoaster wlll be the first one to vomit?
Answer: White because Xiao bai tu(vomit)

Question : Xiao Ming drinks milk grow up, what does Da ming drink??
Answer: Wine because Jiu Yang Da ming

Qn: wad’s a panda’s biggest regret in life?
Ans: It can nv take a coloured photograph.

Question: What do batman says when he gets hit?
Answer: Painful sia!! BIan FU Xia(batman in chinese)

QN: wad does sushi A say to sushi B?
Ans: wasabi (what’s up B!)

Joke of the day

You know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi General Hospital (CGH)?
Because NCH stands for "Never Come Home". That’s why business was very bad before it changed its name
Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home". So business is picking up.
Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong
because SGH stands for "Sure Go Home"!
Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name
change.It stands for "No Use Hospital"!
What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH). Not too good a name, no
wonder so much problem.
It stands for "Tiam Tiam Si Hospital" and now ‘Tan Teo SARs Hospital".
So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if anyone is unwell.Good luck and good health!

kp on colding~~~~~~~~ welcome for suggestion~~~~

QN: wad’s e heaviest noodle?
ANS: wanton noodle (one-tonne noodle)
QN: who’s e strongest man den?
ANS: e wanton noodle seller

Q: Which celebrity do not comb centre parting??
A: Jacky Wu Zhong Xian ( No centre Line)

Qn: Xiao Ming got only 3 strands of hairs. but why does he pluck out one of them???
Ans: ‘Cos he wants to do centre parting.

qn : which singer is the shortest ?
ans : Zhou Chuan Xiong .. cos he gt this song which goes lyk this .. "wo zai shen bian .. zhen me ni kan bu jian" too short……………………

qn: hw come animals cant take bus?

ans:the animals have no EZLINK.

qn: how come refrigerator cant work with no electricity?

because is dian bing xiang. without the DIAN. how bing xiang works?

Question: One pang zi (fatty) drop from 100th floor. guess 3 words.
ans: si pang zi

Farmer A sells cow.
Farmer B sells sheep.
What does Farmer C sell?

Farmer C (pharmacy) sells medicine.

joke of the day

xiao ming was attending a drawing class one day and the contents is about [cow eating grass]
but his teacher came over and saw his art and said : why havent you start?
xiao ming says : i did!!
his teacher ask again : then why is the paper white?
xiao ming says: becoz i drew the cow eating grass, so there’s no more grass
teacher : then where’s the cow?
xiao ming: the cow eat finish the grass then walk away liao…

never expect one of consider my buddy ppl choose others also never mention a single word of asking me to join i m really down man cb who is real n who is fake.. for wat i noe now its a really waste of time continue wat i call buddyship… wth… finally noe the true colour….. i dun give a dam to this shit fact… tell u wat i just treat i m blind for so long time… in future dun ever come ask for my help u treat me like a piece of shit and continue being a lame ass… those never expect ppl come and show me a help hand really appreciate it FUCK THE HELL UP FUCKER CB……..

i dun no y sometime u treat frenz veri good then in the end wat u get in return when u need help or watever shit they just pretend they dun no it and treat u like a piece of dog shit…i feel sad to have this kind of frenz wat did actually i do to give me this shit life…. i dun no i m totally confuse now who is who…. i m trouble enough stop disturbing me can or not thanks alot man…. fuck up world

wah today went to sentosa which is quite fun la but compare to last few time it is not so fun hahahaha group of lom guys go there no gals haha guy outing some zi bi sit at there sunbath hahaha some of us play in water n tat crazy chris n foowen go catch crab for dun no how long two idiot hahaha……. everytime can see japanese gals there so good lolx…. after the sentosa we went for steamboat at bugis the xi chuan huo guo it is quite nice la hahaha…. tomoro presentation for me qm havnt ready must go prepare long time never blog so come here blog yo yo yo………

so boreeeeeeeeeeeee hahaha sunday afternoon is so boreeeeeeee….. nvm i think my zi biness is getting worst find somthing to do ba….. hahhahaha dun no write this post for wat nia lolx…… study hard……