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was suppose to go clubbbing but someone put aeroplane spoil the whole plan wtffffffffff nbcb……… so decide change plan go ktv lo with emm n yun…… it was fun lo manage to cheer up le…… lolx……….. around 2 am we finish singing we go jimmy house there meet him then go kopidiam sit n eat supper…… tok alot crap there wo wo wo wo they bian tai buy me g string wtffffffffff hahahahhahahahhaha still draw on it bthhhhhhhh hahahahha and now i m here 4 am updating my blog hahhahahah……. tomoro finally sat can slp until song liao…….. woooooooooooooooo cb i hope those put aeroplane ppl go die la……………FUCK UP……………

9kinda stress n headache part becos of my exam and part becos of the clothes we import in…..today spend the whole day at far east doing some research on the clothes and in the end we manage to put our clothes up at the inqbox if anyone intrested pls go take a look. for number 9 tat brand we sell at $209 mikilio is selling $279, undercoverism we sell at $189 large shop sell $209 to $219 supreme is sell at $149 below retail $179, neighbourhood sell at $209 and $149 respectively there are also g shock for sell just beside the door there the price is also below retail price the design is veri nice……kinda headache on certain thing some more lack of slp past few days slp at 4am plus all thanks to sel lolx but nice chatting. just headache……………

so high today whahahahhahahhah my bdddddddd weeeeee weeeeeeeeeee firstly thanks nat yali jiaxian for the present, thanks my group of guys for the present, thanks for meiyi peihua put in so much effort for my present wahahhahahhahah, thanks fongyi jiahui for the present……wooooooooooooo thanks everyone who wish me happy bd wee weeeeee(especially for lisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who all the way send mes from aus happy or not lisa demand for ur name to appear here now is here okkkk lisaaaaaa i said three time liao ur name kobayashi hahahahhahah)……….wahahahhahhaha the cake is nice man enjoy eating it woooooo…………… hohhohohohoh after the whole day we went to east coast eat dinner wohohohohoho then start throw flour at me neh neh OBEY LEHHHHHHHH WHAHAHAHHA EVERYONE SHOULD NOE WAT I MEAN LOLXXXXXX……………….after everyone go home i chunrong foowen slack near foowen block drink beer and tok cock lolxxxxx… thanks again everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee enjoy my day so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh first time so many so many ppl celebrate for me first time so happy weeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeee haiz must face the fact 21 liao i m oldddd whahahhahahhah………..study hard for the exammmmmmmmmmmmmmm

21 liao hahahahhahahha so old me……..hahahahahhah for infor pls highlight the green part u can see the ans liao dun beas tupid as wen……lolxxxxxxxxxxx see you i m old………………

一多年以來，小孩子都只記得母親節，卻忘了父親節，所以爸爸都挺失落的。

而今年八月八日，有位爸爸坐在餐桌旁和家人用餐，突然間兒子就往冰箱走去，

當他打開冰箱蹲下取物時，突然若無其事的說︰

「爸！你知道今天是幾月幾日嗎？」

老爸心中暗自竊喜，想著這兒子可能要給他一個驚喜，

因而高興地回答︰「今天是八月八日。」

兒子有點失望的說︰「啊！冰箱裡的牛奶過期了。」

學校剛公佈段考成績，媽媽就問小榮：

「聽說隔壁家的小華數學考99分，那你考幾分？」

小榮一臉得意說：「嘿！我比她多一點！」

媽媽很高興的說：「那你考100分囉？」

小榮：「不是，我是比他多『一點』，所以是9.9分。」

考試open book，教授說可以帶任何你們帶得動的東西。
考試當天，小軒扛了三大箱書，小龍帶著手提電腦，正當得意時，

只見小莊‧‧‧背著一位研究生進教室。

第一隻馬在吃草，第二隻馬在洗澡，第三隻馬在喝水，第四隻馬也在吃草，
第五隻馬在睡覺，第六隻馬也在吃草，第七隻馬和第四隻馬一起吃草，

第八隻馬在奔跑，第九隻馬也在洗澡，第十隻馬和第一隻馬一起吃草，

….請問這十隻馬哪幾隻吃草？笨…當然每隻馬都要吃草ㄚ。

話說有二十個人相約出遊，時間到了，只來了十九個人，是誰沒來呢？
      大家就說：「那個人一定是『彼特』！」為什麼呢？

因為………「不來的」彼特=布萊德彼特………

綠豆和紅豆一

      有天綠豆想自殺，從50樓跳下~~~~~~~
      結果~~~~~~變成了紅豆，為什麼呢？
      因為綠豆~~~~~~~~~~~~~流血囉 ！

綠豆和紅豆二
      他們把從50樓跳下來的綠豆〈現在是紅豆〉緊急送去醫院 。
      就當護士把他身上的血擦乾淨時，你知道他變成了什麼了嗎？ 
      就是………………………………豆乾！

綠豆和紅豆三
       那黃豆從十樓跳下來會變成什麼呢？   
      不知道吧！答案是

      
綠豆！因為~~~~~~~~~~~~~他嚇得臉都綠囉！

i simply hate chelsea……………………………………………………………SUX

went to mu yesterday night……. ahaha spend about 170 bucks… enjoy alot with foowen chunrong they all consider first time go with them whahahaha……. never expect shihan and arthur come to dance floor foowen enjoy the most nia so high same goes to collin….. the most excited is the bar top dance la everyone look until eye wan pop out liao whahahahahhah….. heethong is same still so cool lolx….. yawnz……… next friday must go ho emm u never cure whack u lolx….. dun no go where….. whahahahhaha…….. mad guy

yes my bd is coming liao finallyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hahahahhahahhaha 24th august everybody prepare ur present hahahahahahahahahaha gonna celebrate early this friday 19th together with poleo bd which is on 18th go clubbing Planet Paradigm never try before this time gonna hav so many ppl hahahaha my face too big they can not reject hahahahahaha…………. hahahahaha 24th think going RUSH wee weeeeeeeee so long never go there liao whahahahahahahahahahaha…………. cooolllllllllllllllllllllllll whahahahahhahaha I LOVE RUSH hahahahahaha……………………. just happy………………

丈夫：“亲爱的，你既然这样爱我，为什么我第一次向你求婚的时候，你不马上答应呢？”

妻子：“因为我要看拒绝后，你的反应是怎样啊！”

丈夫：“哦！可是如果当时我掉头就走了，那你怎么办？”

妻子：“放心！你走不出去的，因为我早就把大门锁上了。”

一天莫顿突然对妻子说：“玛丽，我觉得咱们的孩子当中，威利不是我的孩子！”

“你怎么能胡乱猜疑呢？只有他才是你的孩子！”

一对夫妇下午才在明尼亚波里结婚，到圣保罗去蜜月旅行。他们在闹区的旅馆订了个房间。到了晚上，新娘子为了“办事”，早就换上了漂亮的丝睡袍，作出诱惑的
姿势躺在床上，可是一个钟头过去了，新郎还是穿得好好的看着窗外，葛蕾黛不耐烦地提醒他：“怎么不脱了衣服上床来？”他回答说：“你先去睡吧！不要管我，
因为我妈妈跟我讲过，今天晚上是我所能见到的最美妙的一个晚上，所以现在我不想浪费任何一秒钟看夜景的机会。”

“在把你送上电梯之前，你还有什么其他的要求吗？”法官问一个死刑犯。 “是的，法官阁下，我想让我的妻子给我做最后一顿饭。吃了它我一定更加愿意去死的。”

酒吧里，两个男人在聊天。 老林：“喂，你怎么闷闷不乐，一副愁眉苦脸的样子？” 老刘：“唉！我老婆闹别扭，她发誓一个星期不和我说话！” 老林：“那你应该高兴才对呀，至少你的耳根子可以清静清静。” 老刘：“你不知道呀，今天是这个星期的最后一天了！！”

最后牧师问一对夫妇：“如果现在只剩下五分钟就到世界末日，你们想做什么事？” 丈夫兴致勃勃地说：“我想做爱！” 太太白他一眼，悠悠地说：“那剩下四分钟要做什么？”

妻：“老公！我这头发会不会很丑？”

夫：“不会。你的丑跟头发沒关系。”

stay at edwin house yesterday cycle whole night until 6 am i think then go his house play ps2 until 8 or 9 plus can not tahan slp until 11am plus lolx….. then go back house shower and change go with him to see his stead at history museum so boringgggg there…… lolx stay until almost 6 then go back his house play ps2 again lolx…………. i m dying need slp….